Review: Plated Slagwurm

Draft Priority: 4

Impact: 3

Stack Status: 4
He’s another big bad boy who isn’t doing much elsewhere, but fits right in with the other idiots in the stack perfectly.

Discussion:

*ground explodes and with a roar, a massive wurm appears from the new crater!*

WHATTUP SON IM A SLAGWURM

WHATS IT ALL MEAN? WHY AM I HERE?

NVM LETS GO KILL SOMEBODY

*obscenely loud screams for mercy, smashing sounds, screams are silenced*

STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM NOW WE HERE

*the wurm, now slick with the viscera of its foe, assumes the ever-elusive ‘armless b-boy stance’*

Overall: Four mic crevices out of five

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